Hans Offringa, from the USA still (writing style heavily influenced by Bourbon and the like)

Whisky has always been associated with one of the Big Musical Styles in the world:

T H E  B L U E S

Stories and songtitles are constant reminders of that. Just think about John Lee Hooker's songs "Warm beer and cold Women" (beer is the first phase of whisky making) and "One Bourbon, One Scotch and One Beer). Or "Whisky in a Jar', performed by The Grateful Dead.
I recently heard a French blues band sing a song as follows:
"If the river was whisky
and I was a diving duck
I would go under
and never more show up".
Keith Richards, the Quintessential Rolling Stone, never travels without Jack Daniel's
Since Blues is so impregnated with whisky, let's take a closer look to the phenomenon and see if there are more similarities to be found. Just check the next set of "rules and regulations" (source unknown):

If you are new to Blues music, or like it but never really understood the whys and wherefores, here are some very fundamental rules:

1. Most Blues begin with: "Woke up this morning...."

2. "I got a good woman" is a bad way to begin the Blues, unless you stick something nasty in the next line like, "I got a good woman, with the meanest face in town."

3. The Blues is simple. After you get the first line right, repeat it. Then find something that rhymes - sort of: "Got a good woman with the meanest face in town. Yes, I got a good woman with the meanest face in town. Got teeth like Margaret Thatcher and she weigh 500 pound."

4. The Blues is not about choice. You stuck in a ditch, you stuck in a ditch...ain't no way out.

5. Blues cars: Chevys, Fords, Cadillacs and broken-down trucks. Blues don't travel in Volvos, BMWs, or Sport Utility Vehicles. Most Blues transportation is a Greyhound bus or a southbound train. Jet aircraft and state-sponsored motor pools ain't even in the running. Walkin' plays a major part in the Blues lifestyle. So does fixin' to die.

6. Teenagers can't sing the Blues. They ain't fixin' to die yet. Adults sing the Blues. In Blues, "adulthood" means being old enough to get the electric chair if you shoot a man in Memphis.

7. Blues can take place in New York City but not in Hawaii or anywhere in Canada. Hard times in Minneapolis or Seattle is probably just clinical depression. Chicago, St. Louis and Kansas City are still the best places to have the Blues. You cannot have the Blues in any place that don't get no rain.

8. A man with male pattern baldness ain't the Blues. A woman with male pattern baldness is.. Breaking your leg 'cause you were skiing is not the Blues. Breaking your leg 'cause a alligator be chomping on it is.

9. You can't have no Blues in an office or a shopping mall. The lighting is wrong. Go outside to the parking lot or sit by the dumpster.

10. Good places for the Blues:

1. highway
2. jailhouse
3. empty bed
4. bottom of a whiskey glass

11. Bad places for the Blues:

1. Nordstrom's
2. gallery openings
3. Ivy League institutions
4. golf courses

12. No one will believe it's the Blues if you wear a suit, 'less you happen to be an old person, and you slept in it.

13. Do you have the right to sing the Blues?

Yes, if:

1. you're older than dirt
2. you're blind
3. you shot a man in Memphis
4. you can't be satisfied

No, if:

1. you have all your teeth
2. you were once blind but now can see
3. the man in Memphis lived
4. you have a 401K or trust fund

14. Blues is not a matter of color. It's a matter of bad luck. Tiger Woods cannot sing the Blues. Sonny Liston could have. Ugly white people also got a leg up on the Blues.

15. If you ask for water and your darlin' gives you gasoline, it's the Blues.

Other acceptable Blues beverages are:

1. cheap wine
2. whiskey or bourbon
3. muddy water
4. black coffee

The following are NOT Blues beverages:

1. Perrier
2. Chardonnay
3. Snapple
4. Slim Fast

16. If death occurs in a cheap motel or a shotgun shack, it's a Blues death. Stabbed in the back by a jealous lover is another Blues way to die. So are the electric chair, substance abuse and dying lonely on a broken-down cot.

You can't have a Blues death if you die during a tennis match or while getting liposuction.

17. Some Blues names for women:

1. Sadie
2. Big Mama
3. Bessie
4. Fat River Dumpling

18. Some Blues names for men:

1. Joe
2. Willie
3. Little Willie
4. Big Willie

19. Persons with names like Michelle, Amber, Jennifer, Debbie, and Heather can't sing the Blues no matter how many men they shoot in Memphis.

20. Blues Name Starter Kit:

1. name of physical infirmity (Blind, Mute, Lame, etc.)
2. first name (see above) plus name of fruit (Lemon, Lime, Kiwi, etc.)
3. last name of President (Jefferson, Johnson, Fillmore, Clinton, etc.) For example: Blind Lime Jefferson, Pegleg Lemon Johnson or Lame Kiwi Clinton, etc. (Well, maybe not "Kiwi.")

21. I don't care how tragic your life is: if you own a computer, you cannot sing the blues, period. Sorry!